Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid...

Yo' mama so stupid, that when I asked her to turn on the TV, she started strippin'.

The world is going to end in three days, so God calls the three most important leaders on the...

A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about...

Yo mama so old, when I slapped her on the back, her titties fell off.

You Mama is so ugly, that when I took her to the zoo, the guy at the front door said, ''Thanks...

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? You keep hearing about them, but never...

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started...

How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?;Take your foot off his head.

Linux - the ideal operating system for CPU's that are never powered up.

Q: What do Rednecks call four empty Cool Whip containers on a table? A: Salad bowls

Did you know that they are going to change the name of the Dallas Cowboys' Stadium?;It's going to...

Yo mama so ugly, she's not bald, it's just her hair runnin' away from her face.

What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in common?;They both have Kurds in their Way!

Yo mama got sacked from a sperm bank for drinking on the job!

Yo mama is so stupid when she put a quarter in the meter she asked, "Where's my gumball?

A manager walks into his office and sees a blonde crying. He approaches her and asks why she's...

One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a...

Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I've seen some...

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?;Osama bin Latte

Yo mama is so old that Jesus is in her high school yearbook.